to the tune of "Don't Lose Your Head" © Queen
Rating: G

Don't lose your Stetson
Don't lose your Stetson
No, don't lose your Stetson
Don't lose your Stetson
Hear what I say
Don't lose your way - yeah
Remember Diefenbaker, remember Ray Vecchio
Don't lose your uniform
No, don't lose your uniform
Hear what I say
Don't lose your way - yeah
Remember Turnbull, remember your father
Don't date Francesca
Don't kiss Thatcher
Don't lose your Stetson
If you make it to Chicago and you wanna stay polite
Don't lose your Stetson
Don't lose your Stetson
No, don't lose your Stetson
Hear what I say - yeah
No, don't lose your way
Remember, you're a Mountie, remember Hope loves you
Don't lose your Stetson