Ben Does Impress Me Much

This song was rewritten by me, Theresa Hogg, and I accept full responsibility for any and all actions that may arise.
*Ben belongs to Alliance, I belong to myself, the original song, That Don't Impress Me Much belongs to Shania Twain and her husband/producer.
This song is rated PG because some of it may be taken the wrong way - you know who you are!

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius - you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Bridge:
Oh-oo-oh, I think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, I think you're someting esle

Okay, so you're a RCMP
That does impress me much
So you've got the brain and you have got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're groovy
And that will keep me warm in the middle of the night
That does impress me much

I never knew a guy who didn't carry a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve - just in case
And no extra hold gel in your hair to lock it
'Cause you don't care if it should fall out of place

[Bridge]

Okay, so you're Benton Fraser
That does impress me much
So you got the looks and you have got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're groovy
And that will keep me warm in the middle of the night
That does impress me much

You're not one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You don't take off my shoes before I can get it
And you don't kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me - you must be a dream, right!

[Bridge]

Okay, you're not Ray Vecchio
That does impress me much
So you got the moves and you have got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're groovy
And that will keep me warm in the middle of the night
That does impress me much
You think you're cool and you have got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're groovy
And that will keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That does impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're a Mountie or something
I believe you
That does impress me

*bows, narrowly being missed by a bar stool *lol*
Oh, little note, I was referring to the balding, Armani-wearing, car-getting-blown-up-how-many-times, *Italian* Ray Vecchio,
not Stanley Kowalski. Thank you kindly.

Theresa Hogg
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