Mounties Will Be Mounties, a song written by Theresa Hogg (yes, I did write this, and yes, I do accept full responsibility for actions that may arise)
*Ben, Lieutenant, and Ray belong to Alliance, I belong to myself, and the original song, Friends will be Friends (duh!), belongs solely to Queen
This song is rated PG for implicated violence

Mounties Will Be Mounties

Another red serge day
So the boots are worn and the bad guys are still running
The other ones ran away
Taking all the loot and leaving you with Lieutenant
Got a pain in the leg
Ray shot you again but you said thank you kindly

Chorus:
It's not easy work, but you've got Mounties you can trust
Mounties will be Mounties
When you're in need of help they give you respect and attention
Mounties will be Mounties
When you've lost your wife and all cops are lost
Give them a call cuz Mounties will be Mounties right til the end

Now it's a beautiful day
Your father delievered a hint about your case
Only a closet away
Track his murderer down but somebody stole your Stetson
As a matter of fact, you're getting used to Stan in your own special way

Chorus

Chorus

Mounties will be Mounties
When you're in need of help they give you respect and attention
Mounties will be Mounties
When you've lost your wife and all cops are lost
Give them a call cuz right til the end-
Mounties will be Mounties

Theresa Hogg
hope282@hotmail.com