Gimme My Ben, a song written by Theresa Hogg (yes, I did write this, and yes, I do accept full responsibility for actions that may arise)
*Ben, Franny, and Thatcher belong to Alliance, I belong to myself, and the original song, Gimme the Prize, belongs solely to Queen
This song is rated PG for implicated violence

Gimme My Ben

Here I am, I am the master of the Consulate
I am the one, the only one, I am the one that won his heart
Gimme my Ben, just gimme my Ben
Give me your Frans, let me kick 'em in the butt
Your puny Megs
The so-called females in the race
I'll bury them alive when I'm done
The battle's fought, and Ben is won
I am the one, the only one, I am the one that won his heart
Gimme my Ben, just gimme my Ben
Get lost, I said get lost
Hey, hey, hey, get outta my way
There's no escape from my feminimity - Didn't I tell you-
I am the one, the only one, I am the one who won his heart
Gimme my Ben, just gimme my Ben
I am the one, the only one, I am the one who won his heart
So gimme my Ben

Spoken by Ben: Well, thank you kindly.

Theresa Hogg
hope282@hotmail.com