Okay, here's the spiel. Constable Fraser and all other due South like
characters do not belong to me. They belong to Alliance. And I will
*eventually* get around to returning them -- my muse keeps striking,
preventing me from allowing them to return to Chicago. Anyhoo - The
original song, Any Man of Mine, belongs to Shania Twain and her
producer/husband, and the vampire mentioned is Hope Taylor, and she is
entirely my character -- no thiefing! Uh, that's about it... Email me at
hope282@hotmail.com with any questions, comments, or criticisms. This is
rated PG, I think...

Any Ben of Mine
 

This is what a vampire wants...

Any Ben of mine better be proud of me
Even when I'm vamped he still better love me
And I can be late for a date that's fine
But he'll always be on time

Any Ben of mine'll say it fits just right
When last decade's dress is just a little too tight
And anything I do or say better be okay
When I have a bad blood day

And if I change my mind
A zillion times
I wanna hear him say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like you that way

Chorus:
Any Ben of mine better walk the line
Better show me a teasin' squeezin' pleasin' kind of time
I need a Ben who knows, how a Mountie lives
He's gotta be a heartbeatin' fine treatin'
Breathtakin' earthquakin' kind
Any Ben of mine

Well any Ben of mine better disagree
When I say another vamp's lookin' better than me
And when I cook him dinner and burn it black
He better say, mmm, I like it like that yeah

And if I change my mind
A zillion times
I wanna hear him say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like you that way

(Repeat Chorus)

Let me hear you say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like you that way

(Repeat Chorus)

You gotta shimmy shake
Make the earth quake
Kick, turn, stomp, stomp, then you jump
Heel to toe, Do Si Do
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet and your back ache
Keep it movin' 'til you just can't take anymore
Come on everybody on the floor
A-one two, a-three four
Hup, two, hup
If you wanna be a Ben of mine, that's right
This is what a vampire wants...

*bows, narrowly being missed by a head of cauliflower *lol*

Theresa Hogg
hope282@hotmail.com